Uber Pool runners who run after your car when you’re about to cancel were abandoned as children way before Drivers cancelled on them for not being at the pickup spot
In Los Angeles we need three types of bathrooms: Men’s, Women’s & Crazy Homeless
You have to go to really affluent areas to find mirrors in public bathrooms. That’s because only rich people look at themselves in the mirror in public bathrooms without crying and wanting to kill themselves.
If it’s a Uber Pool and we’re only going 0.3 miles I’m not giving you the AUX cord
In Los Angeles everyone is racing as fast as possible to get somewhere unless you’re a pedestrian. If you’re a pedestrian you’re walking as slow as possible to make sure no one get anywhere.
If you’re having such a great time in paradise why are you wasting it posting pics on Instagram and why are you alone in all those pics?
I drive rideshare the way burlesque dancers work at strip clubs: To make a living and talk to people who might give me tips.
I’ve got jokes for you in Amazon Prime and Spotify.
In Amazon Prime Video
I wrote a book about social media for artists it’s on Amazon. It’s a kindle book, you can read it right now. It might help you become famous. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MCPDRTC/